You guys are always commenting on my captions so I thought I’d curate a post dedicated to all the terrible Holiday puns & Dad jokes that I’ve used (and some I’ve not used yet). But feel free to copy and paste them. They are my gift to you! I love bringing a funny caption out to keep things light since 2020 has been so heavy. I also know that I tend to talk openly about my feelings which can be as deep as the ocean so keeping it light is not only good for you, it’s necessary for me too.
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The Best from Twitter:
if you like Christmas so much why don’t you merry it
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) December 23, 2013
The twelve days of Christmas is completely unrealistic there is no way that you’re still accepting gifts from someone after four days of birds…
I can tell by your family Christmas card that we are not in the same tax bracket.
Someone just wished me “Happy Holidays” and I was so offended. How DARE someone assume I’d ever want to be happy.
Kids: We are making you a Christmas gift!
Me: Oh, that is so sweet-
K: *pull out paint*
Me: You really don’t-
K: *pull out glue*
Me: Really, guys, I don’t need-
K: *pull out glitter*
Me: Christmas is cancelled.
Ladies, if he gives you: 12 drummers 11 pipers 10 lords 9 ladies 8 maids 7 swans 6 geese 5 gold rings 4 calling birds 3 French hens 2 turtle doves 1 partridge in a pear tree he’s not your true love. he’s wanted in multiple states for kidnapping and unlawful possession of birds.
According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.
I’m either buddy the elf or the Grinch, there’s no in between.
From my notes:
Haters will say it’s fake 🌲
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Resting Grinch face.
What’s up, my Grinches.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Claus allll of me… loves all of you
I’m Claus-trophobic.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental
Rebel without a Claus.
Yule be sorry.
Your presents is requested.
Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.
Santa cleans his sleigh with Santa-tizer
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I hope you enjoyed these funny caption ideas and jokes! I think this season deserves some light and cheeky puns, don’t you? Thanks for reading again and I hope to see you guys soon on the next post!
♥Kris
